Mommy Dearest she a told me, cause I am so cute and small
That them boy doggies will be a comin' to call.

Well, she wasn't a kiddin', when she said there'd be doggies at my door!
They just keep a comin', till I want to say NO MORE!

But then I look into his eyes and I hafta say, "Oh Fine!"
I bat my long eye lashes and tell him "Get in line!"

You ought not act like this, my Mommy Dearest did say.
Then I a told her, they are all so special, each in his own way!