My Party started off with a BANG!!
See the cake Mommy Dearest bought ME!
You notice I emphasized ME! The candles are VERY special and this year I have FOUR of them. See?
First I get a little taste of the frosting. Hmmmmmm I wonder what Mickey wants? Doesn't he know this is MY birthday? MY cake? And MY presents???? Huh???? Doesn't he?
I should have known something was up when I saw the way Mickey was eyeballing my cake. He didn't even want our picture taken together. He turned to his Mumsey and asked her something but I didn't hear what he said.
Now here is another thing I like to do. Eat the candles. This year I get to eat FOUR candles! I like to eat them slowly so I will take a small nible.
Yes Mommy Dearest? You wanted something? You want to take another picture of me? Sure! You know how I love my picture taken. Let's take it with my cake that has FOUR candles on it. OK?
Excuse me? I can count and I only see THREE candles! Where did the other one go? Oh M-I-C-K-E-Y!!!!!!!!
You know, I can be ferocious when I want to! See? Now, go to the next page and see what Mickey did. This really.....ummmmmm.....takes the cake! WOL!